NOSUT is an organization for peace. It is an orginazation for tranquility. It is the National Organization of Shut Up Tubbs.

This site is dedicated to the ultimate cessation of one Tubbs. If you come into contact with Tubbs, do not make slow movements. Run quickly..

This is an artist's depiction of the culprit. We have recently found out that this creature is intelligent enough to recognize its own reflection in a mirror. Alas, not all hope is lost! Ye can and will find comfort in the arms of our organization. Check back regularly for plans.

The Plan

We have set up a trap for Tubbs in his natural habitat: a forest/lunchroom.

With any luck, he will be enticed to fall for it, the silly bugger.

The History of Tubbs

"Whoops."
--God, on the creation of Tubbs

"Sweet Zombie Jesus, Tubbs, STFU!"
--Sweet Zombie Jesus when he and Tubbs went to the zoo together

What exactly is Tubbs? The multiverse's greatest minds have boggled over this conundrum in programming class for millennia.

In theory, Tubbs was born of some kind of giant, hairless creature and climbed out of Loch Ness. He proceeded to eat all the townsfolk and greet Prince Charles with a "Howdya do." He next traveled to Madrid and spent his toddler years training under the name "El Peine Perro" in the Running of the Bulls.

Tubbs figured that he had failed at life after never winning the race. He moved to Cuba and created lead paint and Fidel Castro. He would later be banished from Cuba for the homicide of lead paint and the sniffing of Senor Castro.

Tubbs then crossed the Gulf of Mexico and was attacked by a giant squid. Tubbs fought the giant squid nearly to the death until they fell in love and instantly got married. Tubbs soon found out that this squid was not "your mom" and divorced. He lost half of his cold cut sandwich in the proceedings.

Common Phrases
"Your mom."
--Tubbs being stupid
"You fail at life."
--Tubbs trying to hide his true disappointment in himself by taking it out on innocent you.
"Your mom goes to college."
--Tubbs saying something he thinks is funny. It's not.
"Maybe I should just go kill myself, hehe."
--Tubbs getting our hopes up and then severely disappointing us.
"Hunh-huh. Hunh. Hunh."
--Tubbs breathing/laughing. No one knows!
"Dee dee dee."
--Tubbs pretending he is the equally unfunny Carlos Mencia. *slap*



Tubbs Sightings

Tubbs at age 3.

Tubbs on a hiking trip. I pushed him off of a cliff, but he came back. He ALWAYS comes back. :'(

This is believed to be one of Tubbs's ancient, annoying ancestors. Note the pink body and clumpy fingers.

The aforementioned person not only loves this site but constantly tries to make it better. No feelings harmed.